- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

If life throws you melons... ouch

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

The Pope

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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