Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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<=-[ J1MMY | Dubstep Maniacs Crew 4 Life ]-=>

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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