- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

im a dragon, no im not

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

A seal walks into a club.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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