- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

Women's rights.

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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