- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

Three bars walk into a Jew.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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