why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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Anti Joke

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