Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

Type 2 diabetics

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

A guy has cancer. He dies.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

I am a n1gger.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

Make little things count Teach midgets math

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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