What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

general tso's broccoli

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

Wombat monkey juice.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

hey guys what's up?

What is 9 + 10? 21

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

you just contradicted yourself.

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

mc hammers income.

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