A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

a man walked into a bar ouch

What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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