A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

women's rights

What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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