"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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:O + :P = 69

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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