- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.