Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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kevin kim

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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obama leadership

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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