What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

Knock knock. Death.

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...