- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

pickle juice?

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

Land Rovers

A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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