What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

do not read this(this is intended to be read)

Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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