- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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