- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

whoa there

Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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