why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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