knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

Robin, get in the batmobile.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

Spell: “This word”

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

milly, milly, milly, cat

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

women's rights.

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