GINGER PEOPLE

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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Women's rights

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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Maturity is a virtue.

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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