- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

What's funnier than 24? 25

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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