What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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IMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooodfssgihsfdiug

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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Woman's Rights

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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Anti Joke

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