- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

If you're reading this, you can read.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

Three bars walk into a Jew.

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

E= McVagina

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