Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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I would rape her

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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