Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

Hi? No!!!!!

A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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