What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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