- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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