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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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