What isn't funny? The holacost.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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A midget walks under a bar

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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