- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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