Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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whats black? a black man

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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Unnnnnnnn

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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i have yougurt with tractor

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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