What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

you just contradicted yourself.

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

your father died

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

shammmm is a lesbian.

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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