- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

Twenty-Four

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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