Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

Shut the cork up!

a man walks into a prostitute.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

wood cant chuck wood

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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