- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

girls basketball

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

Woman's rights

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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