- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

what is the awesomest of them all? me

What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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