Please Rape William Wright

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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A midget walks under a bar

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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