- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

Where's my tractor?

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

An asian without a future.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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