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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

Hi Jacob You cool

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

so dont touch it.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(