What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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