- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

Straight men can be bronies.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

Whats an Anti Joke

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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