Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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