Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Strawberries!

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

since when?

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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