Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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Anti Joke

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