Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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