What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

How do you spell eight? 8

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

oh no, i've lost my tractor

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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