"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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You are Nerochan right?

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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THE GAME

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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whats long and green? weed

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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