I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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How do you spell eight? 8

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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