How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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The 13th Amendment...

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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Is this where I type the joke?

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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^that joke a piece of shit

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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luke moore cant pull it back

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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