What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

What's funnier than 24? 25

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

The cow went moo

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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