A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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Meow.

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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