- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

A midget walks under a bar

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

Their, they're, there You're, your

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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