I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

Lol! Why you wanna know?

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

Is this where I type the joke?

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

mark is mark

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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