- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

Can you guess the following words? Boos sx orn gy cut btch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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