Womens rights

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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she wasn't 18

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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women's rights

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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