What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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