Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

Are you Drew?

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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