Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

How are you? Yes

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

Q: What is, in full, Donald Trump's speech to the Republican National Convention? A: This. I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! Trump tromp troomp trimp treemp tramp trump trump trump!

What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

Old guitars sound like cat's guts

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

What is better than a cat? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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