What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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terry stockton is straight

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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The WNBA

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want a balloon? yeah

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Twenty-Four

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That's not what she said.

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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Anti Joke

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