- Anti Joke

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

Busted? What the hell is going on?

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke