- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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