I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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Black people

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Type 2 diabetics

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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What is White over Black? Society.

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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trumpy trumpy trump

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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