- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: Grabs shotgun " I've had with that damn term"

Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

terry stockton is straight

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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