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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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