whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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Woman's Rights

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i have yougurt with tractor

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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Hi

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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