What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Zach Barlow

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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We are lawyers

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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