Zach Barlow

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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Worst joke ever

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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Today is May 18 2016.

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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