- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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