Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

Lol! Why you wanna know?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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