What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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