A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

Betty Whites ALIVE?

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

Anti Joke

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