- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

A: B: No pun intended.

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

Niki Minaj's ass

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

A disabled man walks into a bar.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

Can you guess the following words? Boos sx orn gy cut btch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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