What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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