A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

Stop being a centipede

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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