- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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