a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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