What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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The cow went moo

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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Anti Joke

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