A genie came out of a lamp explain?

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

kevin kim

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

Hello

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

obama leadership

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

A man made a sandwich.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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