- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

Snarf Nuggets

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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