Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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where are you?

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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A seal walks into a club.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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knock knock Come in!!!

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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