After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

thumb_up thumb_down -10

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

thumb_up thumb_down -10

why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

thumb_up thumb_down -12

"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Write Your Own ___________________________________________ It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ____________________________________________ I have read and agree to the Terms of Service- VIEW TERMS OF SERVICE

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops