Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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poo

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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Pain Olympics.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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