- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

This sentence is false.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

YOU

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

Hello

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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