What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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