Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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An asian without a future.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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