what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

I said I hate niiggers

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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