- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Jason Connor.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

bitches be crafty.

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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