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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

Womens Rights.

I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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