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how now brown cow. WTF.

A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

hey guys what's up?

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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