What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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Hashtag

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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obama's promises

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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