- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

Spread the net.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

I enjoy anal.

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

connor sucks

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

A snake walks into a bar

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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