- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

You have cancer

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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