whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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eloise dey.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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God is real

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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42

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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obama

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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