Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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YEAH THEY DO.

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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I never asked for this.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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Women Driving.

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black guy graduating high school

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