An asian without a future.

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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A women president

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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