How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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liam buchan is gay !

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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hey guys what's up?

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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