- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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