what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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