Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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