What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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#scabbers

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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W.N.B.A.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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Anti Joke

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