Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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A snake walks into a bar

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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connor sucks

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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Wade's the father

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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