Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

whats black? a black man

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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