whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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your father died

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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