- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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