A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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KKK

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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knock knock!! kanye west

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whats black? a black man

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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