Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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