- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

Yes!

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

Your Mom.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

The Braves win the N.L. east

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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