What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

I was born.

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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