What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Bloody kids ...

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

Why did he die? He was sick.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

Matt is not funny.

Badgers are cool

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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