knock knock!! kanye west

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

whats black? a black man

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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