- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

Bloody kids ...

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

LOL May Wong

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

Why did he die? He was sick.

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