- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

black guy graduating high school

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

A snake walks into a bar

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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