A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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