- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

where wally? wallys a myth.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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