How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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FAP

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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A snake walks into a bar

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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My name is Harry.

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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