Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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Snausages.

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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myspace

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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democracy

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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