You're Adopted.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

A: B: No pun intended.

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Betty Whites ALIVE?

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Kathy Griffin.

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

Where's my tractor?

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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