WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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