Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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