- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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