Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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Is this where I type the joke?

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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Women's rights.

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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