What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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bitches be crafty.

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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