Knock knock Whoes there? ...

How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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