There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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My name is Harry.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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Womens rights

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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