What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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