How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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Matt Damon

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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