Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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Womens rights

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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Anti Joke

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