- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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