Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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Black History Month

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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