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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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