What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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Penisland

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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Muslim athletes.

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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1 Jew XD

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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