- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

women's rights.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

Cows go moo.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

The Braves win the N.L. east

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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