If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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1 Jew XD

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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Who has downs this joke

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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