Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

A new restaurant KKKcake

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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