- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

Women have the right to vote.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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