why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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