- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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