- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

What is 2+2? 4!

Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

gay marriage.

rose are red violets should be purple

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

I am a nigger.

What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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