An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Hi

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

thumb_up thumb_down -19

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Woman's Rights

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops