A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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Mrs. Welsh

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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Men, get on the boat.

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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obama

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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