How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

What did the man with cancer do? Die

What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

A snake walks into a bar

1 Jew XD

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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