- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

connor sucks

who is mark

Hi my name is Jim

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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