Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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Wombat monkey juice.

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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Your time.

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