An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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Woman's Rights

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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