Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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