- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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