- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

what did one tree say to the other? move over

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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