- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

Garry Glitters on here

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

Matty B

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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