What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

You smell like shit

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

Women's rights...

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

Pinus Testicles

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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