- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

what do you watch ? a tv

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

Women's rights.

So a seal walks into a club..

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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