what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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If you are my friend like it!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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Womens rights

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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