A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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