- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

this girl died

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

yo mama's so fat!!!

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

i have yougurt with tractor

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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