Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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who is awesome? no one...

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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Well educated black man.

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hi to the world fromthe world

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Pen15

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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