- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

Women's Rights.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Once upon a cross

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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