Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hey, Max!!

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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Anti Joke

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