The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

123 Main street

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

shea kisses a girl

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

my friend is gay hes gay

Knock knock, Come in...

What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

monkey sponge

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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