What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Gay's rights

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

Kendall and Nick Fredick

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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