What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

this girl died

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

thumb_up thumb_down -18

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

thumb_up thumb_down -18

i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

yo mama's so fat!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops