Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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Wade

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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Anti Joke

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